A TRYST WITH GHOST PEPPER

 whosoever said that all medicos are geeks and point blank -ly boring. Taking the aid of my four  good friends I would very soon falsify the stereotype.
                                            
From top A(extreme left) and B( extreme right) . Below C (left) and D (right)

                                                                 Many may be thinking why the left two contestants have no real pictures reason being  they don't have the slightest idea about this blog being written and to save my ass from being sued. You don't think they could sue me, do you? 
So it all started one fine day when a very good friend of mine A ( mind you ,cited picture is entitled to copyright infringement ) was challenged by me to the red ghost pepper challenge. And being the sport that  he is agreed saying SOMEDAY
Now who would have thought that SOMEDAY would be weeks before the friggin' finals. No wonder I doubt if I am really suited for this career..

RED GHOST PEPPER CHALLENGE 2014

Date: 14/12/2014
venue : ccp
the red ghost pepper and the very fragile spoon
After weeks of A and me deciding  on this challenge , a dear friend 'B' (refer the pic above)helped me through the plan .I don't know who's the cooler between us i.e, me for coming with this cool idea or she for rocking  the plan . Nay I think she's cooler ( B pretty please don't sue me for writing this  blog didn't I mention you as the cooler kid) for hadn't it been for her this challenge would be a complete fiasco. So now A, B  and myself were ready and we were camped in the majority, yay!!  C and D though reluctant initially, agreed to the challenge..
Suiting up....
The four  hardcore musketeers( I wont divulge the names whatsoever)
and
the  mastermind i.e, me(in case you ask what's that written behind? I really have no idea)

Soon, everyone took their positions and suited up for the task. WAIT!!! Did I mention that this chilly is the third hottest chilly in the world. So you see eating a chilly everyone could do that but to shove a fire ball down your throat it required real guts and sheer mental prowess... Besides not everyday you get to see adult  eat fireballs just to claim  ....wait claim what? Let's get to that later.
                                                                                                                                                          RULES 
The person who eats the most ,wins . No Brownie fudge, no sweet delicacy in between... 
Keeping in mind the health issues -in between water consumption was agreed
 And if by any chance you broke a spoon (yes we were having it with a plastic spoon), you would be disqualified.

LIGHTS, CAMERAS AND ACTION.............

In pic is A, B and C . The black  hoodie guy ,though he looks dangerous with the pen knife ,he's harmless :p

FUN TRIVIA: I just realised all the four participants (thats me excluded )wear glasses... Nay I dont                            think you readers found that fun.

                                     Everyone  looking  intently , aghast of the after effects                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  WAIT!!!Could that be? OMG , D (in case you forgot who's D refer the 1st pic ) she's  is not in any of the above two pics. Why would that be? Did she already know that this would written about? Could she  really read my devious mind? Was she even more evil than I? That couldn't be right. .. Soon enough I realised because she was sitting next to me I couldn't capture her in my camera( I was uselessly being paranoid . Now don't you think I could bag a heavy role in soaps?) So coming back to the challenge , everyone got their share of the dead and the cameras rock and rolled.  .
                                                     It was funny when everyone started complaining how they got the largest chilly though I know it would have looked pretty much the  same to an outsider. The panting , the hoo-haas  and the call for elixir of life aka water started sometime later ....  The B (badass lady) could have the brownie fudge much to our envy as she was the first to complete the first round. As the  time passed by, I guess my musketeer friends developed some unexplainable tolerance and was gobling the heaven sent manna ' the brownie fudge' while I was left still staring at them. Round 1 ended with me sulking  as I was the last one to complete the task . But thanks heaven for the brownie fudge that day I don't remember them being that good as if you could die. After we could breathe and laugh normally again someone called for 2nd round and  I am pretty sure that zealous someone was 'C'. Still confused who C is ? I would't blame you ,if only I could tell who C was in the the group pic, damn them. The badass B was a pro and came first eating everything like a boss! I knew it was now or never took the whole bloody piece in my mouth and ended being the 2nd and oh the joy of it . Yay for me !! Now the battle was between A , C and D.   Heroically D came 3rd as A and C looked on in disbelief.                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                       Now there was this deafening silence as A and C looked pensively into each others eyes .Not in romantic kind of way( that would be weird *) but as though two wounded warriors ready to tear the other apart ,if you have ever seen one you would understand what I am talking about . Had they not been my friends I would have called 911 in a heartbeat. You could actually hear their heart beat and pulse shoot up and their hopes clinging to dear life.
              
                                                                 A and C gearing up for the battle 
       


Next thing we knew A took down the deadly fireball as quick as lightening. I swear I almost missed the malicious grin. Poor C he was so bewildered and mostly mad at himself ; he was ready for the death by the poison.  As his eyes brimmed with tear he bade us  farewell took down the last remains.............
 
 I don't think you believed any of that shit . Geez it would have been great  if it was even a tad bit  close. These A and C , they were so reluctant we had to coax them to eat it . But yeah C was actually teary eyed not because of the above stated reasons but because of the heat from the ghost pepper( dude you are supposed to laugh at this juncture !!!).  

Certain someone tearing up 
Crap!! did I just disclose who C is? Ah-oh  didn't see that one coming ,did you? OUCH  C you thought I would simply let the pic go ?? NO CAN DO Buddy...
SO coming back to topic , drum rolls pls.......  B was declared  the winner !!! .  And I the 1st runner up , faint drum rolls please...... yay!!And at that very moment we had a moment of epiphany ,we hadn't decided on the prize yet.  That was the  hamartia in our foolproof plan .  But with the winner decided, guerdon couldn't just be dismissed. .
Ta daa!!  that was our prize.
 But to all those who's looking down at us please understand not deciding the prize ;that was our terrible, terrible hamartia and something is always better than nothing  so tadaa 5 rupees was our prize. I know that kinda sucks after being through hell and back but we will think of something cooler next time. But the hero that B is, she was more than obliged to receive the prize.And as for others we were happy to get our consolation prize, coffee beans.

Not just any Coffee beans  but  not so tactfully stolen  ones by the harmless black hoodie guy(For all those who are staring at my hands instead of the beans ; yes, yes I know my fingers are small.)                                                                                                                                                                                          

That  was pretty much how our RED GHOST PEPPER CHALLENGE   2014  ended . I really enjoyed being part of this legendary  challenge and I hope my fellow co-competitors enjoyed it as well. I hope they will be a perfect angel about me writing about them   . And to all my fellow readers who had the patience to read up till here , I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it. A very merry christmas and happy new year to all. Very soon I will be writing another blog , that is, if at all I escape alive,fingers crossed  ( if you know what I mean). Just imagine the black hoodie guy with hoods on and a pen knife in one hand chasing you that would be outrageously scary. HAHA one of my lame jokes  trust me he's harmless. Until next time, be good do good ,who knows you might be in  for a surprise by Santa.  Ciao lovelies!!                                                                                                                                               
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  1. 😂😂 that's gross!!😂couldn't stop laughing.

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    1. Gross how? I will take it as funny gross. And happy that it made you smile bro :)

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  2. hahhhahha it's hard to think of the consequences

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